Violet: I do this to keep away from my husband.
Thomas: (Sniggering) I do this cause I'm just out of surgery.
Violet: Just kidding.
Jane: I've had 20 operations, I can relate.
Thomas: I can't relate.
Jane: I've two bad accidents this season.
Thomas: I had a mole removed.
Jane: I take a lickin' but I keep on tickin'.